Opresssive Snow

Well it should be recorded for all time that I am fed up with snow. I am tired of shovelling the stuff. And even when I am not shovelling, it is making me cold and wet. And when I am not cold and wet I am slipping on the melting snow, which for my torture has turned into a large hard pile of ice outside my front door. So after slidding all over my sidewalk (which a large sprinkling of ice salt has not helped) I have to scrap the nasty, chilly, frosty stuff off my car. Who decided that I should live in Alberta. I should be walking on the beach in Hawaii or something. No human was meant to tolerate this. We do not have enough hair.... Ohh Global warming where are you when I need you? Come dear and warm me up...